Lost – one quite pretty but not very bright cat.
He might have wandered into your tenement’s front door or shed and not been able to get out again. This happens all the time to cats with no opposable thumbs. You’ll probably find him trying to turn the handle anyway.
He’s a massive black cat. He doesn’t wear a collar because he says it interferes with the integrity of his outfit.
Please let him out and he’ll come straight home to his food dish, the greedy scamp.
If you have kidnapped him because you’re harvesting the skins of other black cats in the area to make yourself a giant cat fur coat, stop it.
He lives at 16 Pitlochry Place.
Give me a call on 07969963111 if you see him.